Saw a wonderful film the other day called "The Aristocrats". Its really a shame its just a limited theater release, so one has to search for a theater playing it. Anyway, its all about this joke that comedians have been telling for years to one another as sort of a signature, with each comic doing his own version. It also happens to be the most filthy, vile joke ever. Its done in something of a documentary format where they go around asking around 75 different comedians about it. I don't think I have ever laughed quite so much at anything else in my life. Anyway, the point is, I was planning on writing my own version and maybe posting it, but what I came up with is far too disgusting to ever be printed I think. The basic setup of it is this: A guy walks into a talent agency, and tells the agent there that he has this wonderful family act for him. He then starts describing the most horrendus, disgusting act ever, including just about anything, from incest, scat, urine, beastiality, whatever the teller's sick mind can come up with. The agent says "What the hell do you call an act like that?". and the guy replies "The Aristocrats". Not much of a punchline, but its the stuff in the middle that's important. If you are at all weak of stomach, I advise against watching this film, especially the version told by, of all people, Bob Sagat. I can't even begin to do it justice here, you'd just have to watch the movie.

For the record, I'm fairly sure the version I came up with will probably send me straight to the bowels of hell immediatly, or at least add a few thousand years to my stay in purgatory.